When someone tells me I can’t sew in an invisible zipper in 3 minutes I’m like…
"Shit Actors Say"
“Shit Costumers Say" (Shit Costumers think)
"I’m on vocal rest"
(Oh fuck you)
"Do you mind if I recite lines while your fitting my costume?"
“Oh go ahead”
(Do you mind if I stab a pin up your ass?)
"I tied my own corset today!"
“Oh my gosh! Haha really?? wow that’s really hard to do! That’s great!”
(It’s about damn time…aw…look at her…so proud of herself)
"This is why I love theatre. Film just isn’t real enough for me"
(Yea ok. That and, your facial proportions would never work for the camera…..not to mention…your skin…..)
"I made this skirt this weekend"
“It looks fabulous!”
(I made this 18th century gown this weekend…..come at me bro.)
"Oh my gosh…I have so much work to do this week."
“I heard. You’re schedule must be crazy!”
"I don’t think this looks right on me. I have the worst costume in this show"
“No. I think it looks great on you. Fits your perfectly”
(Are you the director? Are you the producer? Are you the designer? No didn’t think so….go on stage.)